This is going to be a wedding blog like you have never experienced. None of this fluffy “oh Lilliana and Fabian had the most amazing boho-chic vintage infused wedding that I have seen since last Thursday!” No, instead it is going to be brought to you in true witty English style. No bull shit. No blowing smoke up peoples arses. Just written how I want to write it.


I’m a wedding professional who attends multiple weddings every year and has been to over 200 of the beasts.


I’ll likely add more to this when I have time.